Moderate Achievements ALPHA

MODERATE

These achievements are truly disruptive, and feel just like they should; like achievements. They will require you to step outside your comfort zone a little, and maybe have some fun.

Taco-Bell Champion

In under ten minutes, eat 20 Taco-Bell Tacos

20 Points

No Business Like Show Business!

Attend a Broadway show on Broadway.

20 Points

Extra Butter

Give/receive a blowjob in a movie theater.

20 Points

Bumping Rumps

Have anal sex.

20 Points

A Real Drag

Wear nothing but the opposite sex’s clothing, in public, for more than an hour.

20 Points

The Count

Donate blood 5 times.

20 Points

Costume Party

Have sex with someone on Halloween while both of you are still wearing your Halloween costumes.

20 Points

Cram Session?

Don’t sleep for the 24 hours preceding a major exam.

20 Points

Upper Decker

Defecate in the upper half of a friend’s toilet.

20 Points

Master of the Yellow Pages

Call a complete stranger and have a substantial conversation for at least 15 minutes.

25 Points

Monumental

Visit 10 national monuments.

25 Points

Ah… That’s the Stuff

Drink an alcoholic beverage of at least 90 Proof

25 Points

88 miles Per Hour

Sit in the driver’s seat of an original DeLorean DMC 12

25 Points

A Minute On the Lips…

Eat a full value meal at three of the following places in one night: McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy’s, KFC, A&W, Carl’d Jr., Taco Bell.

25 Points

Librarian

Read 30 Books

30 Points

The Lumberjack

Don’t shave (face for men, legs for women) for 6 months.

30 Points

Emergency Services

Party so hard the cops, ambulance or fire department is called.

30 Points

Greased Lightning

Complete a mile run in under 5 minutes.

30 Points

Social Slutterfly

Meet and sleep with a person in one night.

30 Points

Jack-O-Lantern

Win a prize for your skill at pumpkin carving.

30 Points

Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me

Don’t sleep for 72 hours straight.

35 points.

Rock Bottom

Sleep in your car for two nights in a row.

35 Points

McGuyver

Solve a mechanical problem using objects not intended for use in that device’s repair.

35 Points

Musically Talented

Learn a musical instrument.

35 Points

Friendzoned

Attempt to ask out your person of interest, only to be asked if you can remain “just friends.”

35 Points

One Classy Motherfucker

Smoke weed out of a pipe intended for the use of tobacco.

35 Points

Break the Barrier

End a friendship with someone you’re “just friends” with by telling them how you feel.

40 Points

Krakatoa

Visit an active volcano.

40 Points

Making it Small Time

Be in the local news.

40 Points

I Believe I Can Fly

Jump out of the second (or higher) story of a building.

45 Points

Drag Queen

Where nothing but the opposite sex’s clothing in public for 2 hours, and convince one person of the opposite sex you are a girl/guy.

45 Points

Got MILF?

Have sex with a mother.

45 Points

Why You Dirty Son of a….

Start a bar fight.

45 Points

“So… You’re Available?”

Have rebound sex with someone who ended a relationship less than 24 hours ago.

50 Points

Sleight of Hand

Give/receive a hand-job in public, while undetected.

50 Points

Participation

Have sex with a member of the bride/groom’s family at a wedding.

50 Points

My Very Own Library of Congress

Read 60 books

50 Points