Hard Achievements ALPHA

HARD

Hard achievements are just what they sound like; hard. They’ll require difficult materials, or embarrassing, even potentially illegal actions. They will definitely make you step outside your comfort zone, but hopefully you’ll have a lot of fun anyway.

Sometimes, It’s Not About the Difficulty

Steal candy from a baby.

60 points

Break a Leg!

Break a bone.

60 Points

Do I Still Stop…?

Steal a stop sign.

60 Points

It Gets Easier When It’s Hard

Run naked for a mile.

60 Points

Screw You Guys, I’m Outta Here

Leave your country of origin.

60 Points

Need For Speed

Drive a vehicle in excess of 100 miles per hour.

60 Points

Under the Table

Receive sexual favors while on the clock at your job.

65 Points

A Hobo’s Treasure Hunt

Obtain the following items by any means necessary; a street sign with a bullet hole in it, a frayed top-hat, a shopping cart, and a deflated basketball.

65 Points

Is He Breathing?

Touch a dead body.

65 Points

Oh God Yes!

Have sex in a holy building (church, mosque, synagogue, etc.).

65 Points

Was It a Nude Beach?

Have sex on a beach

65 Points

Hot For Teacher

Have sex with a member of your current school’s faculty.

65 Points

Here’s To You, Mrs. Robinson

Have sex with a friend’s mother/father.

65 Points

Do I Still Need to Bring a Gift?

Have sex with a bride within one week of her wedding day.

65 Points

Smells Like… Necrophilia?

Have sex with someone while at a funeral.

70 Points

I, Uh, Fell…

Go to a hospital with a sexually induced injury that you did NOT receive with a partner.

75 Points

Bookworm

Read 100 books.

75 Points

…Is it Broken?

Go to a hospital with a sexually induced injury that you received with a partner.

75 Points

A Regular Bard

Learn to play three musical instruments.

75 Points

Not So Long an Arm After All

Run from a police officer (and get away).

75 Points

Blue Boy Buzzkill

Run from a police officer (and get caught).

75 Points

The “Wobbly H”

Participate in a threesome with one member of the opposite sex, and another member of the same sex.

75 Points

Star of the Show

Participate in a threesome with two members of the opposite sex.

85 Points

Woodwind Hero

Learn to play 5 woodwind instruments.

85 Points

Brass Effect

Learn to play 5 brass instruments.

85 Points

String Theory

Learn to play 5 string instruments.

85 Points