Very Easy Achievements ALPHA

VERY EASY

These are the baby steps, the easy achievements. They’re often something you do normally, but nonetheless allow you to check off your progress while working on harder achievements. Some may require more effort to do, but are usually simple and cost next to nothing.

Free Nights and Weekends

Make over 30 calls in one day.

5 Points

My Thumbs!

Send 50 Text messages in one day.

5 Points

Never Give Up, Never Surrender

Complete a game of Monopoly without anyone giving up against at least 3 opponents.

5 Points

Are These Prices Real?

Sneak $20 worth of outside food and drink into a movie theater.

5 Points

Knowledge is Power!

Read a books.

5 Points

Words With Friends, the Board Game

Win a game of Scrabble

5 Points

Classic Collection

Own a copy of Monopoly, Battleship, Guess Who, Risk, Trivial Pursuit and Scrabble.

10 Points

Well Read

Read 5 books.

10 Points

Risky Business

Win a game of Risk against at least 3 opponents.

10 Points

World’s Largest Chair

Visit a national monument.

10 Points

Easy Achievements ALPHA

EASY

The name “easy” is deceptive. Though these tasks may not require incredible amounts of effort, they are certainly actions they require a bit of dedication and a weekend or two to complete.

The Taco-Bell Decathlon

In under ten minutes, consume 10 Taco-Bell tacos.

10 Points

Cinematic Improvements

Sneak alcohol into a movie theater.

10 Points

Not Exactly Frank Lloyd Wright…

Construct a sand castle at a beach.

10 Points

Snape Kills Dumbledore!

Spoil a movie or book series for a friend who does not yet know the ending.

10 Points

Don’t Sweat It

Perform laborious physical activity in weather of 90 degrees Fahrenheit or higher.

10 Points

Keep the Change

Tip a server $30 or more.

10 Points

Barberian

Cut someone’s hair twice. Cutting your own hair counts.

10 Points

I Did It For The Pizza

Donate Blood.

10 Points

You Don’t Have To Go Home…

Remain in a bar for at least four hours, and until closing time.

10 Points

Yarrr!

Download a pirated movie.

10 Points

Cosplay

Dress up as a favorite character at the midnight release of a book, game, or movie.

10 Points

Unlimited Talk and Text

Send over 60 text messages and make over 50 phone calls in one day.

10 Points

If I were a Betting Man…

Vote for the president that wins the national election.

10 Points

Two Girls, One Cup

Watch the entirety of Two Girls, One Cup, without looking away.

10 Points

Hungry Like The Wolf

Consume the meat of five different animals in one meal.

15 Points

Curled Up With a Good Book

Read 10 books.

15 Points

Grizzly Adams

Don’t shave (face for men, legs for girls) for three months.

15 Points

National Pride

Visit five national monuments

15 Points

This Rounds On Me

Buy a round of drinks for an entire bar.

15 Points

Free Love

Hug a stranger on the street.

15 Points

Knowing is Half the Battle!

Research and win a debate in 5 separate subjects.

15 Points

Phonographic Memory

Listen to a record recorded before your parents were born.

15 Points

And Your Name Was…

Call the number of a person you have never met before. Have a substantial conversation of at least two minutes.

15 Points

Dedicated Fan

Watch all seasons of a show containing at least 6 seasons all in one day.

15 Points

Run Forrest, Run!

Complete a mile run in under 7 minutes.

15 Points

Carnivore

Eat nothing but meat for 3 weeks.

15 points

Slow Down There, Cupid

Kiss romantically 10 members of the opposite sex in one day.

15 Points

Herbivore

Eat no meat for 3 weeks.

15 Points

Great Balls of Fire!

Accidently light yourself on fire.

15 Points

I Must Have It!

Play a game within 2 hours of its release?

15 Points

The ‘Stache

Grow a mustache.

20 Points

Higher Than Heaven

Attend a religious gathering while high or intoxicated.

20 Points

Old Man In Training

After giving legitimate directions to a stranger, tell them “It’s too dangerous to go alone.” Hand them a useless object.

20 Points

Better Check the Dipstick

Give/receive road head.

20 Points

Wax On, Whack Off

Give/receive a hand-job while driving.

20 Points

Wise Man

Vote for the President, congressman, and senators that win the national elections.

20 Points

Altar Boy

Have sex with a member of a church’s staff.

20 Points

Systems Overview

LifePoints

Goal:

Like any achievements system, the LifePoints system has no true “goal;” there is not a set amount of points that makes you win, there are no victory conditions. While some may use it to compete with others, for most the LifePoints system serves its own purpose, and that is enjoyment. Like the first Xbox achievements, LifePoints have no additional benefit aside from having an additional positive effect when accomplishing something, as well as encouraging people to do things in unique or unexpected ways.

Difficulty:

n Very Easy – Achievements that do not require above average effort or work to achieve. Scoring: 5-10 points.

n Easy – Achievements that require slightly more effort to achieve. May require extra materials or unusual actions. Scoring: 10-20 points.

n Moderate – These achievements require above average effort to achieve. May require expensive or hard-to find materials or ask for embarrassing or difficult actions to be performed. Scoring: 20-50 points.

n Hard – Difficult or incredibly expensive achievements that require actions that are potentially dangerous or illegal, or materials that are impossible or difficult to find. Scoring: 50-100 points.

n Very Hard – Nearly impossible, these achievements always require dangerous or illegal actions that border on questionable. Incredibly difficult and expensive to achieve. Scoring: 100-200 points.

n Lifetime – Lifetime achievements are completed usually but once a lifetime. Impossibly time-consuming or difficult to achieve, these achievements may be impossible for some people to complete at all. Scoring: Medals.